The Most Erotical Novel Ever Told
by Jeremy Pimples
An epic tale of one man's quest to save the world, one lover at a time. Engorged Loins is a totally awesome novel that will fly off the shelves at airports, be on everyone’s nightstands, and get stolen from libraries all the time. EROTICA • SUSPENSE • HORROR • AUTOBIOGRAPHY
All My Lovers, Ranked
An uninhibited, revealing exposé of the naked truth behind two plus decades of seduction, suction, and flagrant lapses in judgment. From a slip of the tongue, to a Freudian slip, to slippery when wet, and everything in between, “All My Lovers, Ranked” is a no-holds-barred adventure in amour and includes as many sensual stirrings in the sheets as it does shameful showers. EROTICA • COMEDY • TRAGEDY • AUTOBIOGRAPHY
Recipes for the Divorced
Delicious dishes carefully designed to be gentle on your tummy during tough times. Filled with over 450 recipes from top chefs who all know a thing or two about heartbreak, these calorie-packed culinary delights will leave you salivating for more, and help you put back on any weight you may have lost recently. COOKBOOKS • HEALTH
Poker? I HARDLY KNOW HER!
The Ultimate 17-page guide on how to beat women at card games
Professional advice on how to avoid being seduced at card tables and casinos. Go all-in and learn her tricks and tells. She may be the Queen of Hearts… but you will be the King of Smarts! HOW-TO • EDUCATION
Lose 30 Pounds in 30 Days
by surfing the internet
Dr. Leonard Massey
We all know that overweight people are disgusting and don't have anything to contribute to society. With this 30-day program, leaving your bovine life behind has never been easier! Never be called "fatso," "plump-ill-stilt-skins," "el gordo," "lardass," "blubber gut," or "big fat blob of sticky shit with a wet fart for a head" ever again. Free mouse pad included. HEALTH • HOW-TO
how a gentle hand taught me all there is to know about space
In this classic tale of coming-of-age abduction, a small town high school dropout with no prospects in life finds that muddled memories from the cornfield last night may be just what he needs to expand his horizons. YOUNG ADULT • ROMANCE • SCI-FI
Is Sushi Racist?
Put down those chopsticks and put on your thinking hat! In these culturally insensitive times, take a moment out of your precious day to consider how your "harmless" eating habits may, in fact, be bigoted. HEALTH • EDUCATION • NEW AGE
My Children Are Monsters
If I’d known that giving the gift of life would so thoroughly rob me of my sanity, I would have told Billy Gormley to take his hand to the prom. This is what you get for dating the quarterback. They never make it to the NFL, cry in the garage when they think they're alone, and smell like old soup when they come home from the factory. DRAMA • HORROR
How to Exercise in Your Sleep
& get totally jacked!
What if I told you that you could eat whatever you wanted, travel anywhere, do anybody, and still get a full night’s rest – and wake up TOTALLY JACKED?! Well now you can! Be the talk of the office with this proven method for lucid dreaming your way to a healthy physique. HEALTH • HOW-TO • SCIENCE
Notice This Color
Learn how the world's most successful artists use your own visual perception against your will. In this crash course we'll cover the basics of electromagnetic radiation in the visible spectrum, and how you can harness its variations in the gallery, and in life. TEXTBOOK
Merry Christmas, B*TCH!
She thought a restraining order, a sleepy mountain village a thousand miles away, and a doofus husband in a cardigan could save her. Well next time, that ho ho ho should live in a cabin without a chimney!!! HORROR • DRAMA
Poor People Suck
Backed by groundbreaking research, this comprehensive study into the lives of the destitute reveals irrefutable evidence that the world's poverty-stricken aren't just misfortunate: They bear most - if not all - of the blame for their lamentable lives. NON-FICTION
We Don't Build Downard Enough
Professor Alvin Jennings, PhD
With enormous potential space right under our feet, and with ownership laws that are vague at best, this revised Third Edition of the architectural classic covers more than 300 methods to build underground that every student should know. TEXTBOOK
Twice on Sunday
the world's first pop-up book about abuse within the Catholic Church
Willy Parker, Jr.
Sometimes when very naughty things happen to you, you can feel weird after. But God still has a plan! He just works in mysterious ways. Let "Twice on Sunday" be your bible on how to forgive and forget - and forget again and again and again! RELIGIOUS • SELF-HELP • FANTASY
Make Money Yesterday
"Greed" is just a word
William T. Busser
Money isn't some elusive concept. It's a physical reality. So stop "earning it with your career", and start making it with your attitude! In this book I will teach you everything you need to know about leveraging greed to become filthy rich. If that thought scares you, then get back in your Mazda and go home - this book is not for you. FINANCE • SELF-HELP
What Jew Say?!
How Jews Control Hollywood, the Media, Major Banks, Lie About the Holocaust
& Just Kidding This Is a Book About Me Growing Up in Nebraska I Don’t Even Know Any Jews & Certainly Don’t Have Anything Against Them
Growing up next to the Wyoming border wasn't always a picnic. AUTOBIOGRAPHY
How Did I Get Here?
A TRUE STORY BY GARY RIFFENBURG
Based on notes scribbled in the margins of a Better Homes & Gardens magazine found next to his withered corpse, and only “lightly edited” by his ex-wife for consistency, How Did I Get Here? is the harrowing tale of an arrogant, have-it-all, stock market playboy’s descent from unbridled infidelity to devastating isolation on an unknown island. MYSTERY •SUSPENSE •HORROR • AUTOBIOGRAPHY
- Geoff Butler
- Jasmine Lopez
- Chris Angus
- Nina Haverstand
I've been a big fan of Bad Poet Press since my college days. And now that I'm older, well, I'm glad to say that good taste never dies. Sign me up for any new title, they're the best!
Anyone who has the foresight and intelligence to publish the works of Linda Edmonds is a star in my book. Initially hooked by their line of textbooks, I've swallowed line and sinker for their non-fiction books as well.
Does anyone have the email for Olivia? She doesn't mention me by name, but I think I'm the guy on page 2. Just want to ask her if it was the horseradish. Whatever, at least I wasn't on the first page LOL ha ha! Seriously though, her email please. Thank you.
Bad Poet Press totally rips other publishers a new one.